*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation



how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.


shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day


be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.


the best kind of friendships are fierce lady friendships where you aggressively believe in each other, defend each other, and think the other deserves the world.


But the real question is when will I stop looking like a 12 year old


schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them


200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am


u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

At what age did you lose your virginity?


I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

weeaboo problems #121


accidentally sayin “itadakimasu” before u eat ass


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive
"I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go."
- Neil Gaiman, The Sandman  (via larmoyante)