ah you’re watching gravity falls? i love that show. the way the gravity just [clenches fist] fricking falls
crystal meth is a pretty name
my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor
Her reaction when we brought out her birthday cake
hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit
last name inmyass, first name piss
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
big surprise from the woman who wrote a song about why being fat is good because boys like it.
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.