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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

illaminati:

illaminati:

illaminati quality selfies

5 million notes please.

hows:

when someone interrupts you

hows:

when someone interrupts you

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

attention all soft animals….. hello

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

Open RP

doktorpeace:

marraphy:

doktorpeace:

marraphy:

i   s m e l l   l i k e   b e e f

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*Donkey Kong, attracted by the scent of beef prepares to devour the small child.*

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i  s m e l l   l   i   k    E

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*terrified by the bright colors the child was suddenly emiting, Donkey Kong speeds away from the horrific, beef scented child*

tuhree:

i wanna fight every single 1 of you friday 6 o’ clock my backyard my mom will bring refreshments….

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

"Would losing me even be a loss?"
- (All I wonder)

gossipinq:

if a friend does something wrong, dont forget the things they did right

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tropius:

internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

catch me looking up the google definition of feminism on my phone. ladies i am single :)

this dude really got laid looking up feminism on his phone in front of a girl im laughing

124:

tropius:

internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

catch me looking up the google definition of feminism on my phone. ladies i am single :)

this dude really got laid looking up feminism on his phone in front of a girl im laughing

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad